Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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