Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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