I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
there was a trapeze. enough said
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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