I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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