He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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