The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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