...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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