Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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