He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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