yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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