i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Randomize
