No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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