they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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