Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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