Umm I'm too high to move.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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