i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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