is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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