Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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