Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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