I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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