I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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