Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wish they made helmets for livers.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
