It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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