No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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