Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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