She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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