just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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