she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want to be your penis for a week.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I love you. Go after that dick
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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