come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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