He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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