He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
