Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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