I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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