he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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