I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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