Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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