If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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