Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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