I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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