he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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