Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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