My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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