It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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