I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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