I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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