But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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