I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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