Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
