Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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