Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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