can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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