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(815): View more from Illinois

I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early

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(435): View more from Utah

I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.

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(435): View more from Utah

He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.

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(205): View more from Alabama

i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation

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