Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!