I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
it's like iHOP with fire
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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