I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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