Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.