Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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